alayneestone:

I thought they were going to kill me.

Sansa Stark Meme - 4/10 Scenes

yaelstiel:

Oh man, I know exactly what I’m fighting for. 

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

Been at uni accomodation 29 hours now, not sure what to do with myself, everything is weird

09-14 / 19:23 / reblog

karkat-doodle-doo:

hmasfatty:

auntytimblr:

invigoratingcheese:

piertotum-locomottor:

unamusedsloth:

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

"…MAYBE"

I’m so happy that I know how to properly pet a fish now.

You can actually pet snakes! Stroke them in one direction, head to tail, because tail to head mucks up their scales.

Petting snakes is the greatest

Yeeee

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

world-cat:

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

You may joke but this is actually what Dogspotting is like

We’re serious business.

imsirius:

Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]

PA